| May 12, 2006 :: E-mail Issue #421 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
| Lonely? You? Ha! Why, just last night you enjoyed a toe-curling threesome with two very limber supermodels who didn’t speak English but said something that you’re pretty sure translated to: “You are the best lover in the world.” Oh wait—that was a dream. Why not jump back into the dating pool via these love-minded resources? After all, ’tis better to wake up next to a real-life lawyer from Hoboken than an imaginary Russian gymnast, right? |
|
 |
|
PodDater.com: It was inevitable—view personal ads on your iPod. |
|
|
|
Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking, Inc.: Get professional help—this matchmaker is responsible for 700+ marriages. |
|
|
|
WomanSavers.com: Ladies, get the dirt on your new man that Google won’t dish out. |
|
|
|
Euromantic: Do foreign accents and questionable bathing habits make you weak in the knees? Meet European singles at Euromantic’s speed-dating events. |
|
|
|
Happy Marriage: Talk about cutting to the chase. Matrimony-minded folks mingle on this site. |
|
|
|
The Quiet Party: A little less conversation, a little more action? Silence is golden at this singles event, where notes are passed and cell phones are taboo. |
|
|
|
Cuddle Party: If all else fails, you can always hug a stranger with no strings attached—no groping, please. |
|
|
|
|
|
